Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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