Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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