like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Randomize
