Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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