glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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