Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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