Sry I called you an 8
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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