Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
