But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
