what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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