i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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