But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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