i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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