so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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