Quick, to the slutcave!
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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