If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
