She is in my trunk
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
