we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
he laminated a picture of his dick.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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