in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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