So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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