why didn't you poke me back
i just sent this text using only my big toe
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
two words...techno handjob
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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