She said her name was "party"
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
