This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The struggles of a small town man whore
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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