The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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