belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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