doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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