bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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