I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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