Say something about gay babies.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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