He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
that is very illegal...i love you.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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