I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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