I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
There's even glitter on my cock...
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