so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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