Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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