On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
