since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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