Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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