Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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