Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry ph0kku hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(419): View more from Ohio

I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids

Fav 11 1416 1529
share tweet
(520): View more from Arizona

i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.

Fav 7 2171 922
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(973): View more from New Jersey

i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers

Fav 30 8323 1680
share tweet
(386): View more from Florida

Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him

Fav 23 6249 1324
share tweet
(708): View more from Illinois

I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.

Fav 15 2096 4866
share tweet
(724): View more from Pennsylvania

btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.

Fav 13 6325 1312
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(574): View more from Indiana

Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive

Fav 8 1190 3289
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(937): View more from Ohio

I chugged that bitch with a dip in.

(614): View more from Ohio

You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.

Fav 3 959 649
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him

(347): View more from New York

Where do you find these people?

Fav 0 11 62
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT