I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
this beer tastes like vomit already
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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