I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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