fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Randomize
