How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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