Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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