THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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