Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
