My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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