Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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