I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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