After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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