What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
